if you think you've got it bad..

i had no shoes and i complained
until i met a man who had no feet
that’s really beat

i had no feet and i complained

until i met a man who had no knees

that was his disease
i had no knees and i complained

until i met a man and you know what

he had no butt

i had no butt and i complained about it all

and then i met a man who had no balls

i had no balls and i complained

until i met a man who had no guts

no balls no butt and now no guts

i had no guts and i complained

until i met a man who had no heart

the most important part

i had no heart and i complained

i did not understand

and then i met a man who had no hands

i had no hands and i complained

until i met a man who was a wreck

he had no neck

i had no neck and i complained

until i met a man who had no chin

some folks lose and some folks win

i had no chin and i complained

until i met a man who had no nose

that really blows

i had no nose and i complained

until i met a man who never cries

he had no eyes

i had no eyes and i complained

until i met a man who felt no pain

he had no brain

i had no brain and i complained

until i met a man who had no head

as good as dead

i had no head and i complained

until i met a man who had no hair

there was nothing there
i had no hair and i complained

until i met a man who had no hat

picture that not even a hat

i had no hat and i complained

until i met a man who had no sky

no reason why
i had no sky and i complained

until i met a man who had no stars

no venus or mars and not any stars
i had no stars and i complained

until i met a man who had no god

that’s rather odd

i had no god and I complained

until i met a man who had no faith

nothing just in case

i had no faith and i complained

until i met a man who had no love

nothing to dream of

i had no love and i complained

until i met a man who had no hope

at the end of his rope

i had no hope and i complained

until i met a man who had no luck

that really sucks

i had no luck and i complained
that i had nothing left to lose

and then i met a man who had no shoes.

written by paranoid larry, joe shapiro and neil murphy
performed by the roches