i had no shoes and i complained
until i met a man who had no feet
that’s really beat i had no feet and i complained
until i met a man who had no knees
that was his disease
i had no knees and i complained
until i met a man and you know what
he had no butt
i had no butt and i complained about it all
and then i met a man who had no balls
i had no balls and i complained
until i met a man who had no guts
no balls no butt and now no guts
i had no guts and i complained
until i met a man who had no heart
the most important part
i had no heart and i complained
i did not understand
and then i met a man who had no hands
i had no hands and i complained
until i met a man who was a wreck
he had no neck
i had no neck and i complained
until i met a man who had no chin
some folks lose and some folks win
i had no chin and i complained
until i met a man who had no nose
that really blows
i had no nose and i complained
until i met a man who never cries
he had no eyes
i had no eyes and i complained
until i met a man who felt no pain
he had no brain
i had no brain and i complained
until i met a man who had no head
as good as dead
i had no head and i complained
until i met a man who had no hair
there was nothing there
i had no hair and i complained
until i met a man who had no hat
picture that not even a hat
i had no hat and i complained
until i met a man who had no sky
no reason why
i had no sky and i complained
until i met a man who had no stars
no venus or mars and not any stars
i had no stars and i complained
until i met a man who had no god
that’s rather odd
i had no god and I complained
until i met a man who had no faith
nothing just in case
i had no faith and i complained
until i met a man who had no love
nothing to dream of
i had no love and i complained
until i met a man who had no hope
at the end of his rope
i had no hope and i complained
until i met a man who had no luck
that really sucks
i had no luck and i complained
that i had nothing left to lose
and then i met a man who had no shoes.
written by paranoid larry, joe shapiro and neil murphy
performed by the roches